From the recording Why Am I So Romantic?
The old man lay on his death bed saying, “I think there’s still one thing to do.
Come close I’ll tell you my last regrets, I’ll tell all my last secrets to you.”
And he said, “I still want lots of money. I wish that I’d ____ all the girls.
Everything’s gone, I’m so close to the end & I haven’t learned one goddamn thing.
My family won’t speak to me, strangers avoid me, children are scared of me.
Life’s a game, I guess everyone loses it, but I’d like to rack up some points before I die.
I said, if life’s a game I guess everyone loses it, but I’ve got no more friends on my side.”